2025-05-08
Three prophets are taking a walk in heaven on a sunny day.
They spot a beautiful houri and immediately start arguing over who gets to approach her.
Unable to come to an agreement, they decide to roll a die.
The first one rolls, it's a 2.
The second one rolls, it’s a 4.
The third one rolls, it’s a 6.
Puffing out his chest, the third prophet strides towards the houri.
Suddenly, the sky darkens, thunder rumbles, the heavens split open, and a huge die falls from above.
It’s an 8.